Paris Hilton Wants To Have Babies… And Call One Of Them London | No, Don’t Let It Happen!
Paris Hilton reportedly wants to start making babies, and would like to have 3 or 4 of them.
And what’s worse is that she told The Sun newspaper that if she does have a kid she’d like to call it London, after the capital of England.
She said:-
“If I had a child I would name him London.
“I used to have a cat named London. I like the name Paris Jr, too.�
“I love babies. I’d like three or four.�
I’m not a big fan of Paris, having ripped the piss out of her looks, singing (dis)ability and just her whole life in general on various blogs. But this is one step too far.
I feel bad enough for France that they have to have this creature named after their capital city, and us Brits are renowned for hating the French.
To have her spawn named after the great capital of England would just be tasteless, and not acceptable. In fact if it happens, I think we should rename London to something completely different, just to mess her plans up.
The thing she is single at the moment, so unless she fancies getting knocked up by some stranger on a one night stand (it happens, don’t you watch Jeremy Kyle?), then we may be saved from this torture at least for a while.
Paris, just be normal, settle down with a nice guy, don’t film yourselves having sex, don’t drink and drive. Then maybe you’ll call your kids something nice and sensible… like Romeo or Cruz.
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September 7th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
well. i can see her carting that baby around like she does that poor little dog she has … like a friggin’ purse. some people should NOT be allowed to breed… OR have pets! grrrr!
September 9th, 2007 at 5:40 am
Paris has a lot of growing up to do. HOWEVER, on the Simple Life shows where there are kids involved, she is always much better with them than Nicole, who during one show stuffed a five-year-old’s shirt to give her bigger boobs. At least Paris seems to have some concern for the kids (more and more in the recent episodes).