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Madonna Buys a Strap On Dildo (Purple Penetrator To Be Exact) For Guy Ritchies Birthday Present

by Dave Parrack

Madonna and Guy Ritchie has reportedly been having marriage problems for a number of years now, but has it got so bad in the bedroom department that Madonna feels the need to swap places and go on top for a change?

The Daily Mail has reported that while out celebrating his 39th birthday at classy (read expensive) restaurant Claridges, Madonna handed Guy one of his (many I’m sure) presents. And it just happened to be a strap on dildo in a transparent bag.

This Ann Summers vibrator called a Purple Penetrator probably wasn’t originally sold in a transparent bag. Not that I’m a regular visitor to sex shops but I would assume a nice black bag which saves your blushes is more the norm.

Madonna Dildo In A Bag

Madonna Dildo In A Bag Close Up

As the Daily Mail assumes, maybe it was just meant to be a bit of fun, a light hearted way of relieving the tension between the pair over who wears the trousers in their relationship. But I can’t help wondering why Madonna chose the transparent bag.

Madonna isn’t stupid (much) and she knew there would be a flock of paparazzi photographers waiting outside for a snap of the pair. I can’t help thinking this is another publicity stunt to show what a domineering woman she is.

If there are pictures of Guy Ritchie walking funny in a few days time, then I don’t think we’ll have any trouble in guessing why.

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