Gillian McKeith Offers To Help Robbie Williams
We all know Robbie Williams has had his problems in the past, with drink, drugs, and food. He seems to be addicted to everything, including sex. But it seems he may be about to get another problem in to the problem - Gillian McKeith wants to help him deal with his issues. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone, even my worst enemy.
McKeith is the nutritionist and dietician, who has made her fortune telling people You Are What You Eat and rifling through their shit. Although she certainly knows her stuff, and offers sensible, healthy advice about eating, the way she does it is to act like a stern headmistress, talking down to grown adults as if they are twelve years old. I can’t see the free-spirited Williams taking kindly to that.
While talking to Digital Spy to promote her new book The Food Bible: The Complete A-Z Guide to a Healthy Life, she was asked “Are there any celebs you’d like to get your hands on and help?” She replied:
“I’d like to get my hands on Robbie Williams. I have a lot of experience working with people who are probably a bit like him. I love his music so it would be nice to talk to him about that but he seems like someone I could really help in all kinds of ways. We all know that he had a drug problem and I’ve had quite a bit of success with addictions.”
I bet she would like to get her hands on Robbie Williams, and then force him to have a poo in a Tupperware dish so that she can look through it for evidence of whatever you can determine from crap.
As much as I think she does a good job, I also wonder why Gillian McKeith looks like a Hobbit when she follows such a healthy lifestyle. I want to get healthier, in the same way that everyone does, but I don’t want to end up looking gaunt, and more resembling a gargoyle than anything else.
It’s the same curse which tends to affect all hairdressers - the better they are at cutting hair, the worse their own hair tends to be. Robbie, do yourself a favour and do all in your power to stay away from Ms McKeith, unless you want your faeces to be invaded. You have been warned.
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