Big Brother 9 Housemates Part 1 - Weirdos
Big Brother 9 launched tonight with an hour and a half long première that introduced us to the usual bunch of weirdos that always seem to be chosen. I’ll be covering the series a lot here on Pop Buzz UK, but we start with my initial thoughts on this year’s sixteen housemates. Here are the first 9 in the house…
Lisa and Mario
They both seem to be very fake, and indeed her breasts are. They grew on me once in the house for an hour, as they came across as terribly shallow and obsessed with their looks in their audition footage.
Luke
A bit of a freak, but I actually quite like him. He might start to grate on the nerves a bit after a few weeks, but it’ll be good to watch as he annoys his house mates so much they want to leave.
Stephanie
A horrible girl who seems to think she’s the hottest, most intelligent person ever to have walked the planet. She’s not. She’s an average looking blonde bint who walked the wrong way when she got out of the van.
Rachel
Probably the best looking of the female house mates, but she talks far too much, and far too quickly. However, she pales in to insignificance compared to Rebecca, which means she’s actually pretty normal.
Dale
The women will love him. Me, as a guy, older, not as good looking, less confident and less successful absolutely hates him. I can’t help it, he’s one of the guys you avoid when you go on a night out. But he’ll do well as females will vote for him to stay in droves.
Sylvia
Quite nice. Full of herself but only enough to get her in the house. She could end up being a bitch or a gem. Only time will tell, but first impressions are good.
Dennis
He’s a dancer, and very camp. I’d suggest he’s gay but I don’t think he said whether he was or not. Very egotistical, but fun with it. His time in the house will depend on whether that inane fun and jollity becomes annoying or not.
Michael
The rumours of a blind guy entering were true, which I find amazing. It’s a brave decision by the producers, but one I applaud. He’ll be very reliant on the other housemates, which some of them may find a chore.
June 19th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
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